Manhattan Park 10 Hates Hot Girls
New York must suck bad. In a story that I am going to call, “Hot Girls vs the Unfuckables” we travel to Manhattan where there is a park. I believe its called Park 10. And this is placed in…Continue Reading →
Archive for May 2013
Reese Witherspoon Dash Cam Arrest Video
I’ve always had a lil boy crush on Reese Witherspoon. And while she tried to grandstand while they got arrested for being a thirsty while driving bunch, her fiestyness still makes me want to see her naked. But anyway, here is her…Continue Reading →
Is Eating Boogers an Immunity Booster ?
Fuck no…. That’s the short answer. But Professor Scott Napper isn’t so sure. He thinks that the booger delicacy may be able to boost the immune system by exposing you to pathogens. I think if that was the case no kid in…Continue Reading →
T-Mobile Won’t Let You Piss
In my “So many employers suck donkey balls” story of the day, former T-Mobile employee and current people breeder Kristi Rifkin had to go potty. She had to potty a lot. If you’ve every been around a girl that’s preggers, they…Continue Reading →
Dude Dies Pulling Himself Across Zip Line By His Hair
I will never die doing something stupid. Cuz I’m a big pussy. I don’t get a thrill trying to be a tough guy or complete some physical feat. My life is simple. I just want a cheeseburger, play my guitars…Continue Reading →