Dude Dies Pulling Himself Across Zip Line By His Hair

I will never die doing something stupid.  Cuz I’m a big pussy.  I don’t get a thrill trying to be a tough guy or complete some physical feat.  My life is simple.  I just want a cheeseburger, play my guitars and a snuggle girlfriend that cant keep her pants on.  Likes to play dirty whore.  That type of chick.

But other people don’t share my views on cheeseburgers and titties.  Like this dude that died trying to cross a zip line by his hair.  Our daredevil actually died of a heart attack part way across.  The video doesn’t show him dying but you can see the stunt he was performing.  Who looks at a zip line and says tie my hair to that shit???