The Beige Girl Rachel Dolezal resigned. I bet shoe polish and weave stock just dropped. According to the article below from MSN found here Our favorite (I Identify as Black) girl has resigned from her post as NAACP chapter President…Continue Reading →
So Miley Cyrus twerking on the MTV VMA’s has made the internet go fucking bonkers for the last several days. I’ve never understood the attraction to Miley, I don’t think she’s attractive, I don’t understand why people think’s she attractive,…Continue Reading →
New York must suck bad. In a story that I am going to call, “Hot Girls vs the Unfuckables” we travel to Manhattan where there is a park. I believe its called Park 10. And this is placed in…Continue Reading →
I’ve always had a lil boy crush on Reese Witherspoon. And while she tried to grandstand while they got arrested for being a thirsty while driving bunch, her fiestyness still makes me want to see her naked. But anyway, here is her…Continue Reading →
Fuck no…. That’s the short answer. But Professor Scott Napper isn’t so sure. He thinks that the booger delicacy may be able to boost the immune system by exposing you to pathogens. I think if that was the case no kid in…Continue Reading →
In my “So many employers suck donkey balls” story of the day, former T-Mobile employee and current people breeder Kristi Rifkin had to go potty. She had to potty a lot. If you’ve every been around a girl that’s preggers, they…Continue Reading →
I will never die doing something stupid. Cuz I’m a big pussy. I don’t get a thrill trying to be a tough guy or complete some physical feat. My life is simple. I just want a cheeseburger, play my guitars…Continue Reading →
I think I need to start a new segment, like a what the fuck is wrong with you segment. So you’re in Home Depot, maybe there to pick up some drywall screws or tile maybe a hammer. Fuck, maybe you…Continue Reading →
. Futurama Canceled again. I used to watch Chuck, that got canceled. They ended Lost. The 4400, Fucking Firefly, that was missed so much they made a movie that was also huge. Now some bean counter is murdering Futurama with…Continue Reading →